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BJ's Bestseller

Was checking out at BJ's and saw this end cap.  This joke writes itself.  BJ's Bestseller - "Hard Choices", by Hillary Clinton

BJ's Bestseller - "Hard Choices", by Hillary Clinton

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Open Mic - Bethlehem Brew Works - 3.3.13

Tonight felt really good to get up on stage. I tried something unusual tonight...I tried being funny! It actually worked out well. No actually, I tried standing still. I have this problem when I do comedy that I move around too much. Almost as if a guy is in the back of the room with a shotgun pointed at me. So tonight, I tried standing in one spot, using the mic stand as my fixture to lean on. I felt much more comfortable and at ease on stage. I will continue trying that and mixing it up with free style when the joke calls for it. Here is my setlist from tonight:

  • Applesauce
  • Plain Casket
  • Gyro
  • All State
  • Compassion
  • Coach Purse
  • Redbox

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The Friendliest Dentist in Town

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The Friendliest Dentist in Town

The Friendliest Dentist in Town

 I know it's a dive, he doesn't have his Doctorate in Dental medicine and he pulls teeth with pliers....but he's SUPER nice!  You have to give him a chance.  Book your next cleaning here!  

Quick tip:  they can only see 1 patient at a time due to limited occupancy, so make your appointment in advance.

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Go Go Gadget Website!

Hey there!  This is my new website.  It's a work in progress, so please pardon our appearance while I tidy up.  I'm beta testing some new software, and decided my comedy site would be a fitting Guinea pig.  Have a look around and feel free to drop me a line....of cocaine.

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