Was checking out at BJ's and saw this end cap. This joke writes itself. BJ's Bestseller - "Hard Choices", by Hillary Clinton
BJ's Bestseller - "Hard Choices", by Hillary Clinton
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It turns out Google Translate isn't that accurate, but when you read back to it the transcript, it's gets nearly every word on the second translation.
Waiting for Cinnabon to open...
Below is my setlist from last nights open mic with a link to an audio version of the set.
My Nephew, Harley
Alphabet Accident
Charlie Brown
Drill Bit
Oscars Winners
The Matrix
On stage at Tickle Me Tryouts open mic
Tonight felt really good to get up on stage. I tried something unusual tonight...I tried being funny! It actually worked out well. No actually, I tried standing still. I have this problem when I do comedy that I move around too much. Almost as if a guy is in the back of the room with a shotgun pointed at me. So tonight, I tried standing in one spot, using the mic stand as my fixture to lean on. I felt much more comfortable and at ease on stage. I will continue trying that and mixing it up with free style when the joke calls for it. Here is my setlist from tonight:
Applesauce
Plain Casket
Gyro
All State
Compassion
Coach Purse
Redbox
I know it's a dive, he doesn't have his Doctorate in Dental medicine and he pulls teeth with pliers....but he's SUPER nice! You have to give him a chance. Book your next cleaning here!
Quick tip: they can only see 1 patient at a time due to limited occupancy, so make your appointment in advance.
Hey there! This is my new website. It's a work in progress, so please pardon our appearance while I tidy up. I'm beta testing some new software, and decided my comedy site would be a fitting Guinea pig. Have a look around and feel free to drop me a line....of cocaine.