I’ve babbled long enough...
— Sister of Josiah James

My sister just left me a really long voice mail.  This is nothing out of the ordinary, we are generally known for leaving long rants about nothing on each others phones.  I always look forward to listening to them because they are highly entertaining, and I know it's probably just me, but I save every one.   

You can listen to the latest message she left below, and the corresponding voicemail transcript provided by Google, which is a rather enjoyable read, and the reason for this post.  

Original Voice mail 

Listen to the original voice mail below:

Google Voice Transcript

Read what Google thought she was saying below and notice, Google didn't miss that she was indeed babbling.

Just wanna Williams was supposed to pick up so I can tell you about my idea for a short film. It’s returning to give you the Red Sox. And you were still alive. Catching everywhere Lyon standing along one week returning only for that dollar charge you don’t want yeah do that just happened in the industry it entertaining. Or, could be harvest interpreting I don’t know, struck a hold of done it before but it’s like 15 minutes to the movies still in line tanika price, right. Have a red light. That I stand there behind the Spanish only has no idea what she’s doing an estimate for Dr. I’ll talk to you soon. Excuse me another tonight, okay. I thought about it. I love the best. That’ll be established. I would act, act on how yeah. Pat and damn movie connect walk away from machine about 5 minutes yup. I was not just now. You like that you’re gonna laugh. I know that. So, and then the guy after that, went to the somewhere else. I should easily do opinion from you. I just returned a movie. Ultimately charge 30 dollar I can, Hello right now. When you talk to you, but I didn’t. Hey, anyway patient like. Like I was super quack. I’m like ohh my gosh will refill next door, being sarcastic. Of course, as you can get my job leave it all. I will lead line. You know that they’re not sonographer that it’s not worth explaining Yeah, returning to the studio, behind you and I need to know we way we gonna take you to help to finance. I believe me so long as she just wants to hotmail, alright Yeah, you digest. I had fun I’ll be able to do is come all the way and I think I’m taking like you know. It’s a fact airline just thinking this is a good short sale of the good and everything or something anyway. I babbled long enough, hopefully listen the alright later bye.
— Google Voice Transcript

The transcript was so off the mark, it was hilarious.  It read so weird and creepy and disjointed.  Exactly like my sister!  Google knows everything!  So, I had my sis call back and leave the Google transcript version on my voice mail as well.  I was hoping it would translate it back to the original...but just listening to the nonsense had me on the floor laughing, so here it is for your enjoyment.

Voice mail of the Transcript

My sister leaving the Google Transcript version on my voice mail. 

And if you've gotten this far, here's a transcript of the transcript below, which is surprisingly VERY accurate.   

Google Voice Transcript of the Transcript 

It didn't translate it back like I had hoped, but it was much more accurate when you read what they thought you said originally.  

Just wanna Williams supposed to pick up so I can tell you about my idea for a short film. Thanks returning to give you the Red Sox and you were still alive Catching it were. Life in a long one week returning only for that, dollar charge you don’t want yet, do that just happened in the industry and entertained or could be harvest interpreting I don’t know who struggled of done it before but it’s like 15 minutes to the movies still online tanika price, right. Have a red light, and I stand behind the Spanish only has no idea what she’s doing an estimate for Dr. I’ll talk to you soon, excuse me another night okay. I thought about it. I love the that that’ll be established. I would act, act on how yet Pat and Dan movie connect walkway now machine about 5 minutes. The up. I was just not just now you like that you’re gonna laugh. I know that so and then the guy after that went to that somewhere else I should easily do opinion from you. So I just return the movie only charge 30 dollar I can. Hello. Right now we talk to you, but I didn’t. Hey, anyway peace of mind with comes to the black. I’m like ohh my gosh. We’ve still. Next door being sarcastic. Of course you can get my job leave it all. I’ll leave 9th. You know that they’re not sonographer that it’s not worth explaining yeah returning to the studio, behind you and I need to know we will be gone. I would like to do the helped finance. I believe me so long as she just wants the hotmail alright. Yet you digest. I had fun. I’ll be able to do, come all the way and I think I’m taking like you know, and the fact airline just thinking if this is a bit short sale of the good everything or something anyway. I have a long and hopefully within the alright later bye.
— Google Voice Transcript

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