She's about 10 years too late to this section, but I applaud her effort.  

 Diet and Exercise aisle at Barnes and Noble

Diet and Exercise aisle at Barnes and Noble

I said in the comments that the only thing missing was a bucket of KFC.  At the time I was joking, but it struck me as an image I'd like to see.  So, there's nothing Photoshop can't fix.  Enjoy!

 I've added a KFC bucket for good measure

I've added a KFC bucket for good measure

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